Thursday, October 19, 2023

WEJB/NSU Exclusive: On The Afterlife Tonight Show, Frank Sinatra is Performing, “The ‘Lady’ is a Trans”! (Videos!)


[“Go Woke, Go Broke (graphic).”]

By Grand Rapids Anonymous

If Frank Sinatra was around today, he might see a different version of his “The Lady is a Tramp” song, called:

“The ‘Lady’ is a Trans.”

Written and produced by Grand Rapids Anonymous
thursday, october 19, 2023 at 12:25:00 p.m. edt

He used to wear suits and ties on a date,
He’d open car doors and would always wait,
Now “she” wants doors opened by prospective mates,
That’s why the “lady” is a trans.

“She” had meat and potatoes, at birth, like all men,
“She” now takes drugs to make her look fem,
This guy went crazy, he’s a looney tunes gem,
That’s why the “lady” is a trans.

He used to have, masculine hair, bald spot in there.
Brain’s broke, not oke,
Hates all things normal, isn’t bright as a lamp,
That’s why the “lady” is a trans.

He used to wear suits and ties on a date,
He’d open car doors and would always wait,
Now “she” wants doors opened, by prospective mates,
That’s why the “lady” is a trans.

He used to have, masculine hair, bald spot in there.
Brain’s broke, not oke,
Hates all things normal, not bright as a lamp,
That's why the “lady” is,
That's why the “lady” is,
That’s why the “lady” is a trans!

--GRA

Sinatra, Rodgers & Hart, and “The Lady is a Tramp”



See and Hear Frank and Ella in Their 50s Give the Swingingest Duet Ever of “The Lady is a Tramp”!

I always knew that Sinatra had an aphrodisiac effect on Fitzgerald, from radio duets I’d heard many years ago, which were of performances from (I believe) the 1940s. However, in those cases it was Sinatra getting Fitzgerald excited. Here, you can see her getting him excited. (Alright, maybe not in the exact same way.)



4 comments:

Anonymous said...

jerry pdx
Hilarious! One of my favorite big band era tunes, this might make it better than the original. I don't know if Frank is laughing from the grave or spinning in it but he loved Rickles humor so I'd bet on laughing.

Anonymous said...

Appreciate it,Jerry.

--GRA

Anonymous said...

I'd probably change one word now.Instead of "She wants doors opened",I think I'd have "She wants doors held..."

--GRA

Anonymous said...

Yeah,leave it as is.

--GRA