Why Do All the S--t Races Want to Live around White Folks?

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
Monday, August 17, 2020 at 2:32:00 A.M. EDT

That's a true statement,"Why do all the s--t races want to live around White folks?"

Okay, Top Ten list from the offices in Zimbabwe, Illinois (aka Chicago):


10) They can sit on their porches and pretend they made it;

9) This way, the s** t races can learn how to be civilized by observing White behavior--HAHAHAHAHAHAHA--(I knew I couldn't say that and keep a straight face);

8)Can now torture Whitey with rap music 24 hours a day,instead of just when driving by in a car;

7)Can now call up the local TV station and accuse him of being a racist neighbor (didn't work with blacks next door);

6)They "had a dream"--to drive Whitey's property value down 50%

5)Instead of begging for money in front of Walgreens, they can just yell out the house window, every few hours--"hey neighbor,got any change?";

4)Hoping to get black beauties,"Yolanda" and "Bertha" hooked up with a nearsighted White guy;

3)Even all their black neighbors told them to "get the f--k far away";

2)"We got the drugs--Whitey's gots the money...";

And the #1 answer why s**t races want to live around White folks:

1) Heard there's less crime in White neighborhoods(or at least there was,"til WE GOT HERE.")
--GRA