Friday, February 07, 2020

MS-13 Vampire

By R.C.
Fri, Feb 7, 2020 11:17 p.m.

"MS-13 Gang Member Who Licked Victims’ Blood from a Machete Sentenced to Life Behind Bars."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

A vampire's gotta eat--right?In our current,"don't shame anyone's behavior" era,criticizing a misguided thug who happens to enjoy the blood of someone he just killed,is a no-no--and WILL be reprimanded by the proper liberal authorities--you can be sure.
We must accept these individuals into our neighborHOODS--with open arms-- in spite of the slightly abnormal habits they practice--the Dems say so--or it's GENOCIDE for the whole lot of you whiteys.
So if you see a negro,talking to himself,swinging a switchblade,in the middle of a parking lot--go give him a hug--I dare you.
Or if you've stopped for a red light and you notice a couple Mexicans arguing loudly in Spanish on a streetcorner,pull your car over and ask if you can be of any assistance.I'm sure you will be richly rewarded for your question.
These are just two examples of helping minorities adapt to areas that used to be white--it's from the new book being published,"I'm White and I'm Here to Help",by a collection of writers,politicians and entertainers--all with suggestions for white people--to pitch in voluntarily in an effort to assist our more uncivilized citizens and illegals.
For example,Cher thinks when your black neighbor shoots another bro out in the front yard,YOU should go over and try to take the blame--in an attempt to use your white privilege for good.
"Blacks go to prison too often,"Cher muses,"wouldn't you feel better--as a white person--to take the rap and serve 20 years for a man who was unfortunately(for him and the friend he killed)born black?What better things do YOU have to do?Play golf,raise kids,have heterosexual sex with your wife?.No--sitting in prison is much more productive a process for whites than for blacks--and take it from us Democrats--you can get used to queer sex .It's whitey's turn to serve time,"opines Cher.
Michael Moore and Rob Reiner thought that listening to audio tapes of "How to talk like Snoop Dogg",would theoretically make your black neighbors feel at home--though when Reiner tried it out by calling Denzel Washington up,Denzel called Reiner "a meathead" and hung up on him.
The key--according to the book--is to cooperate with minorities--and they'll do the same with you*.
(* not researched in any way,so the real outcome may be different than what we just said.)
Brought to you by the DNC.
---GRA