Tuesday, June 11, 2019

Breaking News: David Ortiz Has Successful Second Surgery

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JUN 11, 2019

David Ortiz has successful second surgery in Boston after shooting

Former Red Sox great David Ortiz underwent a second surgery in Boston overnight — and later "flashed a smile'' when talking with his family, a report said Tuesday.

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I look forward to seeing him back in the Sox lineup by July 4th--similar to Willis Reed in the 1970 NBA playoffs.
--GRA

Anonymous said...

Of course everyone is familiar with the Willis Reed story from 1970.
As the Knicks battled in the playoffs for the championship,Reed,the night before game 7,went on an alcohol binge ,which led to an orgy with Martin Luther King and 12 white church-going women.Reed hurt his thigh muscle and testicles,trying to slam dunk three of the white women at once and showed up lame at the Garden,the next day,for game seven.
Miraculously,when all seemed lost,Reed dragged his scrotum onto the court (his thigh was actually fine,but had to be used as the main injury in those days)for a few minutes of inspirational basketball and the Knicks took it from there to defeat the Lakers.
(A little comedy fiction from GRA)
--GR Anonymous

Anonymous said...

Which brings us to the amazing conclusion of this story.
"What?"you say,how could MLK be at the party that caused Willis Reed's legendary injury of 1970--if he was supposedly assassinated in 1968?
If you can't figure it out,he obviously survived the 1968 Memphis attempt on his life,but that 1970 orgy--prior to game seven of the NBA finals--is what killed him.
As Lesta Holt would say--"a bombshell."
All to be told in the 2027 FBI tapes I assume--unless President Michelle Obama keeps it under seal.
I was going to save this for next Aoril Fools day,but what the hell...lol.
--GR Anonymous