"male, 31, arrested for whopping 35th time; his latest infraction occurred the day before Christmas Eve, cops say"
Note that Campana was surely arrested many times as a minor, so this was only his 35th arrest as an adult offender. Some guys just never learn.
During the 1950s, a young, clearly incompetent, burglar kept getting caught, and landing in jail. Finally, the warden suggested to him that he wasn't doing tell well with burglaries, and he might want to try soimething where he showed some talent, like playing his guitar and singling for a living. The burglar was Merle Haggard, and the rest is history. Unfortunately, Kevin Campana is no Merle Haggard. Heck, our own GRA has talent to burn, but he's not making any money off of it (yet).
One or more cops (who need to stick to their day job) composed some doggerel in Campana's honor:
‘Twas the eve of Christmas Eve, and all through the town, a criminal named Kevin was causing a frown.
He broke into Hibiscus, with no shoes on his feet, and stole a customer’s car — what a real Christmas treat!
But Kevin's crime spree didn’t stop there, he drove like a man with nowhere to spare.
Through backroads and alleys, he tried to escape, but Edgewater’s finest had set the perfect shape.
He thought he could outrun, but he couldn't get far, when he met K-9 units head-on in his car.
he ride got disabled, and he started to cry, thinking that maybe, just maybe, he'd get by.
Well, Kevin was wrong — we had him that day, charged with burglary, theft, and fleeing the fray.
So here's a reminder, from the EPD crew:
Don't commit crimes, and don't try to flee too!
Merry Christmas to all, and to criminals a warning, don’t make us work on your holiday morning!
We’ll catch you, we’ll stop you, we’ll always prevail, in Edgewater, no one escapes the law's trail!
https://www.theblaze.com/news/male-31-arrested-for-whopping-35th-time-his-latest-infraction-occurred-the-day-before-christmas-eve-cops-say
1 comment:
"no one escapes the law's trail!"
GRA:Stats beg to differ. Besides,just CATCHING THEM(eventually)isnt enough--they have to be kept off the streets or the thugs wind up with 35 arrests--of varying degrees of criminality. THAT means at least 35 victims who didn't need to be subjected to those crimes,if the serial crook is kept in prison.
--GRA
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