Even the oysters hang up on the new york post!

[“the new york post interview of Craig Heuermann, the cop-killer brother of indicted serial killer, Rex Heuermann.”]

By Grand Anonymous Anonymous
saturday, july 15, 2023 at 8:55:00 a.m. edt

“Heuermann’s home in massapequa park was flooded with cops this morning. it sits directly north of Gilgo beach, with only the south oyster bay separating them.”

GRA: The ny post attempted to communicate with the oysters in south oyster bay—using “artificial intelligence”—to call them up on discarded cellphones that had been tossed in that area and sank.

(Phone rings on the floor of the oyster bay.)

(Bubble sound)

“Hello...oysters? This is Selim Algar, from the n.y. post? We know you live close to Rex Heuermann, the person police arrested for committing multiple murders—do you care to comment?”

(Bubble sound.)

(Click.)

Even oysters hate the post, times, nbc, etc.

--GRA