Tuesday, April 21, 2020

Did You Hear the One about the Arab Woman Who Had an Orgasm?

[Re: “Rainbow, Oh, No! ‘95% of Arab Women Never Had Orgasm’: BJP Lawmaker Draws Wrath on Twitter for Deleted Tweet”.]

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
Monday, April 20, 2020 at 10:02:00 PM EDT

Red Buttons used to say, “Never got a dinner,” in his routines on Dean Martin’s roasts.

A few examples:

“Moses, who said to the children of Israel, ‘Wear your galoshes, I’ve never done this trick before.’”

“Never got a dinner.”

“Jack the Ripper’s mother, who said,

‘Jack, how come I never see you with the same girl twice?’

“Never got a dinner!”

“Saint Christopher, who said, ‘Where can I get a Frank Sinatra medal?’

“Never got a dinner.”

And now, we have a new category—never had an orgasm. The possibilities are endless.
--GRA


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

jerry
100% of women subjected to female genital mutilation have never had an orgasm.

Anonymous said...

Female circumcision. They remove the clitoris and sew the vagina together allowing just enough of an opening to allow urine to flow out.