Sunday, July 15, 2018

Hear Some Comedians Who Make People Laugh… Before They Get Banned!

Re-posted by Nicholas Stix

Don Rickles: Some of My Favorite Don Rickles Moments

N.S.: I hope this video is funny. I only got three minutes in, when someone came in the room from the other side of the house, and yelled at me for laughing too loud.

This one’s for you, Jerry PDX!


Carson Can’t Keep Up with Rodney Dangerfield’s Non-Stop One-Liners (1974)


Rodney Dangerfield
Published on Mar 5, 2018

"Rodney Dangerfield delivered so many jokes that night, Carson had to break for commercials. Originally aired September 2, 1974 on the Tonight Show."

Manny Llanez: Lesbian Sister
This guy is the only living comic, yet he’s the weakest. Not a good omen.

I was looking for lesbian jokes, but everything else was lesbians telling alleged jokes.

We’re in a lot of trouble.

With all the stuff I write about under the category of “Is America a Failed State?,” the death of comedy may the ultimate indicator.



Anonymous said...

Tonight show(toward the end):Frank Sinatra guest hosting for Carson.Guests:George Burns,Angie Dickinson,Carroll O'Connor,Don Rickles.Just from that show alone(and I know Angie is still with us),the cemetaries where the deceased people from that show are buried,has more talent in those plots,than all of Hollywood does today.
Now we have lesbian comedy(oxymoron of the day).
Or as Rickles might say today:"What's a lesbian?A woman who once had sex with Bob Newhart."
"DeNiro?He made more sense when he mumbled."
"One time I asked Frank Sinatra if he knew what a lesbian was.He said,'it was a woman who once had sex with Don Rickles.'I said,'Frank,I'm doing a rewrite.'
Frank said,'Oh,by the way,I cured her.'
Then he said,and let me make this very clear---'I'm just kiddin'around Don."
I said,'That's all right Frank, I'm stealing that joke.'"
My opinion is that Frank Sinatra would not believe what's happened to this country,in the short time since he's passed away.
--GR Anonymous

Anonymous said...

Like with the Disney production Song of the South. Purge from the memory of all humanity for all time.

Anonymous said...

jerry pdx
Don Rickles...a comedians comedian. Irreverent, non PC and hysterically funny. Nobody could command an audience like he could...nobody. When he was on TV when I was a kid, it was always a highlight, he jumped out at you in a way that made his appearance unforgettable.
Probably not as much a fan of Rodney Dangerfield, I liked him but wasn't as crazy about one liner type comedians, still he was a much better improve comedian than his rapid fire one line style suggested. I recall his comeback to a heckler who shouted: "I hear you have a small dick" Rodney: "Yeah, only about 4 inches...but some chicks like it that wide"
RIP Don and Rodney, they don't make them like that anymore.

Anonymous said...

I think Rodney Dangerfield was the best! I never got Don Rickles,not funny in the least.The Mexican guy Manny is not funny either.