Sunday, April 13, 2025

It's song scrambling time!

By Abolish Tenure
sunday, april 13, 2025 at 8:00:00 a.m. edt

Camptown Races, A Favorite ethiopian Song (says so on the sheet music, see photo! Which got Stephen Foster's statue exiled straight outta Pittsburgh.

Easily eduhpted to Eduh:

De Camptown ladies sing dis song—E-duh! E-duh!
De Camp-town race-track five miles long—Oh! E-duh day!
I come down dah wid my hat caved in—E-duh! E-duh!
I go back home wid a pocket full of tin—Oh! E-duh day!


By Anonymous

sunday, april 13, 2025 at 9:21:00 a.m. edt

To take this to another level of preposterous song scrambling,I give you...Tony Orlando and Dawn:

E duh love you,
Like I love you,
If he did,
He wouldn't have,
Stopped your heart.

Ohh, E duh looove you,
Like I love you,
He sent you off in a,
Funeral cart.

--GRA



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