Tuesday, January 21, 2025
"WHERE is Michelle? Are the "Obamas" on the brink of ending their sham marriage, or has Big Mike simply been throwing black supremacist tantrums?
"WHERE is Michelle? Are the Obamas on the brink of divorce?"
https://www.theblaze.com/shows/sara-gonzales-unfiltered/where-is-michelle-are-the-obamas-on-the-brink-of-divorce
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Plenty of rumors. Who could replace Mike? Any nba'er or RuPaul,for starters. Or maybe a new reality show on abc--"The queer,negro Bachelor"--starring barack soetero. Probably floating around in the execs heads already.
--G R A
DATING GAME 2025 WITH DIVORCED oBAMA
The 1960s show,"The Dating Game" would go about it differently:
Jim Lange:He's originally from Kenya,recently divorced from a negro of unknown gender,he likes lying,and being a commie,here's Barry Soetero.
(canned applause)
Soetero:Hi,Jim--are you married?
Lange:Yes--to a woman--imagine that.
Soetero:biden was supposed to ban hetero marriages before he left office. I gave him his orders--dimwit must have forgot.
Lange:Looks like you'll have to wait four years,barry,to try anything that again,but not NEARLY that long to find a date on our show. There are three eligible dates on the other side of the partition. You'll ask questions and then choose who you think is your soulmate.Okay?
Soetero:I think you're my soulmate,Jim.
Lange:Fuhgettaboudit,I'm not your type--I'm straight. Go ahead and ask your questions.
Soetero:#1,If I was president,which would you rather be called--first lady or first gentleman?
Disguised voice:Whatever you want to call me,killa.
Soetero:I 'll choose #1.
Lange:Okay,let's meet your date.(Herb Alpert music plays).The offspring of comedian Flip Wilson,this person continues performing onstage as Geraldine Jones and is dressed as her tonight,meet Flip's daughter,Tamara Wilson!
Soetero:She's a FEMALE!
(barry throws up)
Wilson's daughter:The DEVIL MADE HIM DO IT!
Lange:Well,time's up for us,stay tuned for "The Love Connection" with Don Rickles.
Soetero:Maybe I'll go on THAT show.
(Rickles runs onstage)
"OH NO YOU WON'T!
Lange:Good night everyone.
(Dating Game hetero kiss)
--GRA
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