By Grand Rapids Anonymous
sunday, january 26, 2025 at 10:00:00 p.m. est
Super bowl of murder set: philadelphia vs. kansas city in two weeks
GRA: Well-known murderous city, philadelphia, slaughtered Washington today, while Kansas City—no slouch in the killing department—calmly took the life out of Buffalo’s hopes, to set up the Super Bowl of Murder in two weeks.
I will add up the murders of the two cities, the Saturday night before the 59th Super Bowl, and declare the winner, by virtue of which metropolitan area has accumulated the most homicides.
Philly is favored by 2 1/2 corpses.
--GRA
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THREE PEDESTRIANS INJURED IN PHILLY, AFTER CAR IS DRIVEN THROUGH A CROWD POST EAGLES GAME.
(fox10)PHILADELPHIA - Multiple people have been injured after police reports say a car crash occurred.
SKYFOX was live over the scene near Callowhill and North Broad streets Sunday night.
The auto-pedestrian crash happened at Broad and Spring Garden streets.
Police say three people were injured. Those victims are listed as stable.
They say the driver of the vehicle has been taken into custody.
"The accident does not appear to be intentional,at this time."according to police.
GRA:"Jabbar Jr." was drunk,they're going to say? No word of ethnicity yet.
--GRA
PHILLY AND K C. WARM UP FOR SUPER BOWL OF MURDER COMPETITION
In pre-Super Bowl of Murder action:
PHILADELPHIA (WPVI) -- Philadelphia Police are working to find a motive for a shooting that left an 18-year-old man in critical condition Sunday morning.
The shooting happened on the 2300 block of North Camac Street in North Philadelphia.
Authorities say the victim was shot twice, and drove himself to Temple University Hospital.
His car was found with multiple bullet holes in it.
No details on a suspect have been released.
(GRA)In Kansas City,a murder at a convenience store Friday,followed an argument inside the store.
In our competition,each murder will be allotted 7 points and every non-fatal shooting will be three points. Place your bets.
--GRA
Remembering back to Bruce Wolf's the ultra-hyper sportscaster "Chet Chit-Chat" character on the Chicago WLS morning show, following a Patriots wipeout of the Bears., October 27, 2014: "too bad the Pats still don't have Aaron Hernandez, the game would have been murder, not just a slaughter... the Bears at one point gave up three touchdowns in 57 seconds... you can stick a Wilfork in the Bears - Vince Wilfork, looks like he's also familiar with a knife, spoon, and spatula. There's the lobotomy line on sports, I'm Chet Chit-Chat!"
"Chet Chit Chat."
Reminds me that Chicago stole a hilarious character from Grand Rapids by the name of Jim Shorts(the fictional non-P.C. sidekick, of D.J. Kevin Matthews). Matthew's voiced both himself AND Shorts(a Larry King sound-a- like)on a 3 hour daily show. Back in the day,they were hilarious here in G.R.Then Matthews went to "the Loop",I believe--pretty successfully. Very talented guy who got M.S. and quit Chicago radio to move back to the G.R area. He's 66 and living in Ada,a rich suburb. A man of many voices and very funny.
--GRA
MAKE THE TOTAL INJURED IN THE PHILLY DRIVE-THRU "ACCIDENT",EIGHT.;WOMAN IN CUSTODY.
(USA today)Eight people suffered injuries and a woman was in police custody after the vehicle they drove reportedly slammed into a crowd of people celebrating in Philadelphia on Sunday following the Eagles playoff win over the Washington Commanders, police said.
GRA:No i.d. yet. Mrs.Jabbar?
--GRA
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