Exclusive: Joan Rivers covers the Inauguration for WEJB/NSU

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
monday, january 20, 2025 at 11:55:00 a.m. est

Joan Rivers covers the Inauguration for WEJB/NSU

(GRA) Watching abc noise’s coverage this morning, of the pols and “luminaries” making their way inside the rotunda for the swearing-in ceremonies, they made it look like the Oscar red carpet show, as each person or couple walked across the floor to move inside the capitol to where the inauguration will take place: “W” (and wife), o’bammy (without wife/husband), the Clintons, the SCOTUS “justices,” Bezos and skank, [“Dirty”] Sanchez (with a less than demure outfit). All that’s missing is Joan Rivers to comment. LOOK, here she is:

“Lauren Sanchez is making her way in with Jeff Bezos—who hasn’t bought a comb in at least ten years. Lauren, who are you wearing today—Frederick’s of Hollywood?”

“Yes.”

“Mr. Bush, who dressed YOU today—Oscar Madison?”

(keeps walking, looking puzzled, as always.)

“The Clintons are walking by together—which proves the old adage, ‘politics makes strange bedfellows’—is true.

“Speaking of which, here’s barack obama. Where’s YOUR strange bedfellow—michelle nee Mike—today?”

Obama: “Prostate exam.”

Joan: The bidens and kamala harris with her husband, Doug, go by. Joe—do you know where you are?”

“Having ice cream on the beach. Jill, come ‘ere.”

Joan: I’m not your wife, sir.

bIDEN: Pardon me.

Joan: You gave out enough of them already, Joe.

(bIDEN walks away, looking puzzled, as always.)

“There he goes—and none too soon, either—for what’s left of our country. That’s our coverage, here at the Inauguration red carpet.”

--GRA