abc noise: we’re going to have fun with, and make fun of our audience, by being as confusing and dishonest as possible, about the appearance of the would-be central park rapist!

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
monday, june 24, 2024 at 8:13:00 p.m. edt

abc says the perp had “pearly hair” (whatever that means).

“(abc) police described the suspect as a man in his 30s, about six feet tall, with a medium build and pearly hair, wearing a light-colored shirt and shorts.

“police say the victim will be working with a sketch artist to get an image of the suspect released out to the public.”

GRA: Never heard of “pearly hair”—was it an oyster from mexico that did it?

--GRA