Friday, December 15, 2023

Kids say the darnedest things (video)

By RC.
friday, december 15, 2023 at 07:42:46 p.m. est

Kids say the darndest things.

https://gab.com/ManOWarMelvin/posts/111585885567218905



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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

That was her boobs talking.Brilliant of her to come up with a ventriloquist act focused on her 38 DDs.

The next "America's Got Talent" winner.

--GRA

Saturday, December 16, 2023 at 1:48:00 AM EST
Anonymous said...

"KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS 2023"

Hi,I'm Art Linkletter and welcome to the new "Kids Say the Darndest Things".Don't ask me how I'm back hosting a show I originally started in 1967,at the age of 55,but here I am--and everyone tells me I haven't aged a day.The only thing that's really changed are the kids the network have given me to interview--they're 75% BLACK--which I don't understand,because blacks are only 13% of the population.But I said I'll try it and here goes nothing--literally.

(Art turns to 5 kids sitting in chairs--3 black,one Mex and one White).
Art:Hi kids!
(Obscenities from the minorities,the White kid says,"hello")

Art:Let's try the friendly one first--what's your name?

White kid:Jimmy(giggles).

Art:And how old are you?

White Kid:Five(holding up five fingers).

Art:Well so far,this seems just like 1965 again to ol' Art.Jimmy,what's your favorite...

black kid:Hey,mutha-****er,you not s'posed to talk to the cracka until you talk to US FIRST--CRACKA!

Other black kid:Yeah,how'd you get this show--you's WHITE!

Art:I thought up this show--what's your name?

black kid:Jacquarious.

Art:Can you spell your name for me,Jacquarious?

(Jacquarious pulls out a gun)

Jacquarious:F**k kinda question is that?Huh?

Art:Ahh,a fake gun...you like to play cowboys and Indians,Jacquarious?

(Gun goes off,bullets whistle past Art's ear,grazing the TV camera)

Jacquarious:No,I like to play "SHOOT the Honkey"(laughs and high fives the other nigs).

Art:What's a honkey,Jacquarious?

Jacquarious:YOU IS.

Art:Well,now I see the difference in 56 years of TV--and America. I notice we have a Hispanic boy here also,what's your name?

Mex kid:Miguelo--si.

Art:Are you a legal citizen of the United States,Miguelo?

(ACLU reps run out with a court order)

Art:What's this?"You are forbidden to ask immigration status in your questioning",it says here.Well why not,Miguelo?

(ACLU reps run out with another court order)

Art:"NO interrogation about possible illegal status or follow-up questions--period."

Jacquarious:He's takin' money from us by being here--that's what my mom says--she president of the ncap.

Art:The naacp?

(black kid next to Jacquarious pulls a gun)

black kid:You don't EVER correct a black Kang,Whitey.

Art:Wow,all the black kids have guns.Miguelo,what do you have?

(Switchblade comes out under Art's neck)

Art:I've already shaved this morning,thank you,Miguelo.

Miguelo:You mean "gracias"--you are supposed to speak Spanish around hispanics,gringo.This is OUR country now.

Art:Well,I can see this updated version of the show will never work and I must head back into retirement.Jimmy,thank you for reminding me of the good old days.

(ACLU runs out with a court order)

Art:"References to previous times where Whites thrived, crime was low and intelligence was valued are not allowed-San Francisco Court of Appeals."

I guess there's a gag order on everything I have to say,so I must end this show until after the second Civil War...

(aclu runs out with another injunction)

Art:Good night,everyone.

--GRA

Saturday, December 16, 2023 at 12:11:00 PM EST

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