By A Texas Reader
friday, august 4, 2023 at 11:28:26p.m. edt
"Hpd: woman tried to flush newborn down toilet after giving birth in Houston gas station (WARNING: graphic details)"
 | Diana Guadalupe Zavala Lopez, 25, admitted she left the baby girl face down in the toilet and never checked for signs of life or tried to do CPR, police said. www.khou.com |
Thus the origin of the term "turd worlder."
3 comments:
We'll be back with more news,but first this commercial.
(In Spanish)Are you a Mexican woman who is thinking about trying to dump your newborn bambino in a toilet,but are afraid it won't go down the pipe?Have we got a product for you.
Try "Mexican Fetus Flush"."Mexican Fetus Flush creates tiny bubbles around your unwanted child,sending him easily off to the sewer system.
(Switch to English)Which is where YOU should be.However,if things work out as we think they will,you'll be going to the nearest Federal Penitentiary,because any customer who picks up a bottle of Fetus Flush in a store,will have their fingerprints electronically taken from the bottle and immediately identified at your local crime lab.A visit from John Law will be in your future--and when he gets to your residence,all your kids had better be accounted for--or else.This is a secret known only to English speaking Americans
(Back to Spanish)Fetus Flush--by Jensen and Jensen--the makers of "Granny's a Goner"
(English) Jensen and Jensen,trying to stop crime before it happens.
Well that's the news,another horrific day from coast to coast,join us again tomorrow for what undoubtedly will be a repeat of today.Lock your doors and stay safe,America.
--GRA
Chica you big trouble now. And the immigration status is?
They will say she was temporarily insane at that exact moment of birff.
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