Sunday, August 20, 2023

Deaths caused by hurricane Hillary to be labeled suicides; weather prediction servers were mysteriously drenched in bleach and smashed with a hammer overnight

By Kaganovitch and Achmed E. Newman

https://babylonbee.com/news/deaths-caused-by-hurricane-hilary-to-be-labeled-suicides



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Anonymous said...


BILL CLINTON SAYS,"HURRICANE HILARY IS NOTHING COMPARED TO MY WIFE HILLARY."

"You think the hurricane named Hilary is destructive?You should be married to MY class 5 hurricane--Hillary Clinton.When she makes
landfall--usually on my noggin--there are lamps flying,frying pans being tossed about,walls of the house shaking,people(me)screaming and insurance claims filed.No,the people in California are lucky they're only getting the one "L" Hillary."

--GRA

Sunday, August 20, 2023 at 9:57:00 PM EDT
Anonymous said...

GLOBAL WARMING INSPIRED EARTHQUAKE(5.1)HITS 80 MILES NW OF L.A.

A magnitude 5.1 earthquake shook southern California on Sunday afternoon as much of the region began to feel the effects of Tropical Storm Hilary.

(Fox news)The U.S. Geological Survey (USGS) said the earthquake’s epicenter was about four miles southeast of Ojai, California, about 80 miles northwest of Los Angeles.

According to the USGS, the magnitude 5.1 earthquake happened at 2:41 p.m. PT.

GRA:Damn global warming

--GRA

Sunday, August 20, 2023 at 10:26:00 PM EDT
Anonymous said...

DUMBASS QUESTION OF THE DAY:

ABC7 Eyewitness News
@AB
Dr. Lucy Jones was asked if there was any connection between Tropical Storm #Hilary and today's Ojai #earthquake.

"There is no particular relationship between the weather and what's happening underground," Jones said.

GRA:Alternate answers:
1) "F * C K N O --you woke idiot."

2) "It's in the same location,moron."

3) (For msm newscasts)"Yes,the two are totally correlated,caused by global warming.It's the end of the world as we know it."

--GRA

Monday, August 21, 2023 at 3:47:00 PM EDT
Anonymous said...

There might be a connection to the earthquake. A depression might fill with too much water and place a strain on a weakened area of the crust underneath that is susceptible to breaking. But I am not a scientist.

Monday, August 21, 2023 at 11:54:00 PM EDT

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