Thursday, September 20, 2018

Breaking News: Black Mass Murderer Who Attacked Aberdeen, Maryland Rite-Aid Identified

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
Thursday, September 20, 2018 at 5:16:00 P.M.

Black Shoots up Maryland Rite Aid

Snochia Moseley Identified as Aberdeen, Maryland, Shooting Suspect
By Juliana Rose Pignataro
9/20/18 AT 4:28 P.M.
Newsweek

Authorities identified Snochia Moseley as the suspect [sic] in Thursday’s shooting at a Rite Aid distribution center in Aberdeen, Maryland. Harford County Sheriff Jeff Gahler said the 26-year-old died at the hospital from a self-inflicted gunshot wound on Thursday.

Seven people, including the suspect [sic], were shot at the scene.

[N.S.: Translation: The perp shot six people at the scene. The perp cannot have been “shit at the scene”! The Daily Mail claims that Moseley killed three, and wounded four, before shooting herself.]

The suspect [sic] was a temporary employee at the distribution center with an address in Baltimore County. She reported to work as usual on Thursday morning before the shooting began. Authorities said they believed she acted alone and that there was no other danger to the public(wasn't there enough "danger" already?)

Gahler said authorities did not have a motive for what he called a “senseless crime.”

GRA: How about hate crime?

Let's see who she killed.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Typo alert!!

Funniest one yet

[N.S.: Translation: The perp shot six people at the scene. The perp cannot have been “shit at the scene”! The Daily Mail claims that Moseley killed three, and wounded four, before shooting herself.]