Saturday, April 21, 2018

Flake-on-Flake Crime!


“Natalie Portman speaking onstage during the Vulture Festival LA at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood, Calif., Nov. 19, 2017.” N.S.: Note that Portman is a “vegan”; in other words, not only does she not eat meat, poultry, or fish, but she doesn’t even eat dairy. I don’t know what the vegan rules are for eggs, but they’re probably “traif,” too. Besides which, how many eggs can one flake eat in a day? She’s supposedly a math whiz, so I guess she’s some sort of autistic savant.

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By Anonymous
Saturday, April 21, 2018 at 12:30:00 A.M. EDT

“How many eggs can one flake eat in a day?” I am ROTFL MAO.

Having once been that flake, let me tell you, a heck of a lot.

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