By Grand Rapids Anonymous
tuesday, june 17, 2025 at 7:15:00 p.m. edt
Noem! dhs secretary rushed to D.C. hospital after allergic reaction
(From eating at “Cheers”?)
(Kristi Noem walks into “Cheers”)
“Hello, everybody.”
“NOEM!”
Noem: Any barstools available, Sam?
Sam: Yeah, sure—right over here—next to Cliff.
Cliff: Yes ma’am—it’d be an honor. We’ll make this your spot—and best thing of all—we’ll only have to change one letter on the name tag—sorry, Norm.
Noem: I’m not staying that long, sorry.
Carla: HA, HA—she avoided you like the plague, Clavin. That proves she’s qualified for whatever job she has.
Diane: That’s department of homeland security, Carla.
Noem: I’m just picking up a hamburg from Melville’s on the way back to Washington.
Diane: I can retrieve that for you, Mrs. Noem.
(And then hours later...in the hospital).
GRA: “She’s doing fine,” said one of a plethora of black reporters on abc evening noise.
--GRA
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Q: Where's Norm?
A: Oh, Norm? He wendt.
Q: Where's that pothead bartender?
A: He's with the flash mob trashing the NBC offices because of the intolerant anti-trans verse in the lyrics:
Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead;
The morning's looking bright;
And your shrink ran off to Europe,
And didn't even write;
And your husband wants to be a girl.
Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your name etc.
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