friday, may 16, 2025 at 10:31:37 p.m. edt
giant alligators have been released into the rio grande to deter migrants [sic] from crossing the border river to the United States, reports mexican media.
https://www.newsweek.com/gator-aid-are-giant-reptiles-being-used-police-us-mexico-border-1707553
Nah, too much gristle.
Besides, you can find alligators in the Trinity river here in dallas.
https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/10-foot-alligator-pulled-from-trinity-river-near-downtown-fort-worth/162418/
10-foot alligator pulled from Trinity river near downtown fort Worth
"texas parks and wildlife game wardens pulled a 10-foot alligator out of the Trinity river near downtown fort Worth on thursday." www.nbcdfw.com
1 comment:
Made me think of Amos Moses by Jerry Reed
Hey,
There goes Rojas.
Now Pedro Rojas was invadin',
He swam across the Grande as a romp,
But that all ended rather quickly,
When an alligator took a big chomp.
Immigration gators went and got you,Rojas,
It ain't legal for mex to be swimmin' to the U.S.
Now the media blamed Trump and Homan,
For Rojas gettin' ate up,
But Pedro Rojas had a choice,
Just stay home--to stay off a gator's dinner plate.
He put a float around his waist and he made a little jump,
Alligator bait in the hungry Rio Grande.
About four or five minutes away from settin' foot in the U.S.
Where all the undocs disappear until they get arrested,
And it's usually for crimes that we all know to be atrocious.
Named him after two spics in a brawl,
Called him Pedro Rojas.Yeah,ha ha
End
--GRA
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