Friday, May 09, 2025

"a-listers' daughter arrested during Columbia riot"

By N.S.

"a-listers' daughter arrested during Columbia protests" [sic]

"Maggie Gyllenhaal’s daughter, Ramona Sarsgaard, was arrested during the chaotic [!] anti-Israel protests at Columbia university wednesday, police sources said."

https://nypost.com/2025/05/09/us-news/maggie-gyllenhaals-daughter-ramona-sarsgaard-arrested-during-columbia-protests/





2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I see Frank Drebin(Leslie Nielsen) attended(probably as security)in the pic on the left. Then,in the bottom photo,Frasier(Kelsey Grammar) stopped by to psychoanalyze why Gyllenwhatever's daughter has a non-functioning brain at such a young age.

Frasier: it's "Hollywood Syndrome",which I was immunized from by blacks raping and murdering my sister.

Niles:No one told me the SECOND Frasier reboot was going to be a crime drama or I would have avoided this reincarnation too.

Frasier:Yes,well, you have to have to be flexible,Niles.

Roz:Hi guys.

Niles:Speaking of flexible...hi Roz.

(audience laughs)
Frasier:NO LAUGHING!

Roz:But Frasier,who ever heard of having a studio audience for a crime show?

Frasier:Aren't I a genius? Come on,let's go get an expresso.

--GRA









AbolishTenure said...

The poor privileged dear. A decent judge would sentence her to a day or two of of community service... somewhere in Gaza.