Sunday, October 06, 2024

WNBA forced to cancel rest of the playoffs, due to lack of interest


[“Watch 60 minutes’ Lying Caitlin Clark video!”; and

“wnba ratings drop over 50%, sans Caitlin Clark (never mind that the msm’s professional liars insisted that Clark was only one reason why the black supremacist, lesbian league’s ratings had exploded).”]

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
saturday, october 5, 2024 at 9:45:00 p.m. edt

GRA: The WNBA cancelled the rest of their playoff season, today, as fans of Caitlin Clark stopped buying tickets and watching the games on television.

Cathy Englebert, the wnba commissioner, sent out the memo to espn and abc, officially declaring that the last three playoff series would go unplayed because, “What’s the point?”

“No one cares—not even the fambilees and gay girlfriends of the players. ratings are lower than before we went on cable in the 1990s.”

In fact, both espn and abc were unaware that future games had even been scheduled.

“‘Our research told us, the only White person in the country watching espn’s coverage of the WNBA playoffs—post Caitlin Clark—was Jimmy Carter—and he was forced to, in order to help him sleep. We polled previous black viewers, who told us they were ‘opting to go back to robbing stores and shooting people at night, because there’s no Whitey to root against on tv now.

The networks said they were going to focus on the second annual “negro scrabble tournament,” which had its inaugural showing last year, and was over in 45 minutes.

--GRA



4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Margaret Brennan has a doppelganger--and her name is Chloe Fineman from SNL.

Last Saturday,they spoofed the veep debate and unbelievably,as Margaret Brennan,was this gorgeous girl. Same eyes--amazing. It's on YouTube.

--GRA

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately,she has the figure of Twiggy--maybe not THAT thin,but close.

--GRA

Anonymous said...

jerry pdx
There was a journalist who wrote something like this in his column: "Remember when Wilt Chamberlin claimed he slept with 20,000 women in his life? Well, guess what, I slept with 20,000 in one night at a WNBA game"
Ha ha, that was actually kind of funny, though Chamberlin didn't sleep with remotely that many women in his life. Can't remember the guy's name but I remember in the article I read about him that he ended up marrying an ex WNBA player. They were both White in case anybody was wondering.

Anonymous said...

They WISH they had 20,000 at a wnba game,Jerry,but the joke is funny anyways.

--GRA