Saturday, October 05, 2024

“full societal collapse: San Fran now overrun with ‘invasive 20-pound rodent’ infestation”

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
saturday, october 5, 2024 at 1:45:00 a.m. edt

Solution: Fly a few thousand haitians over from springfield. Mmm mmm. Then deport ‘em.

--GRA

N.S.: When will the Lügenpresse assert that this, too, is a pack of lies?





4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Charlie Brown,standing next to one--almost as big as he is--saying,"RATS!" would be funny.

In the next panel,Linus is seen picking up Charlie Brown's trademark shirt and asking,"I wonder what happened to Charlie Brown?"

As a rodent towers behind him,with claws out and teeth exposed.

--GRA

Anonymous said...

But surely the rodents in Springfield weight more than 20 pounds--especially after they have fattened up on the local cats.

Longtime Reader said...

What's the problem? Nutria pelts are used for fur coats, like those of mink and ermine.

Anonymous said...

Nutria are a foreign species which were imported by someone who hoped to make money from them--but they turned out to be a problem--sound familiar? "The only thing we learn from history is that we learn nothing from history."