Fake vice president Kamala Harris may have chickened out of appearing at the Al Smith Dinner, but President Trump did show up, and he killed it!

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
friday, october 18, 2024 at 10:57:00 a.m.

Three jokes from President Trump at last night’s Al Smith dinner

President Trump to Chuck Schumer: “Considering how woke your party has become, if Kamala loses, you still have a chance to become the first woman president.”

It just got better from there.

“Unfortunately, governor Walz isn’t here himself. But don’t worry, he’ll say that he was.”

President Trump: “I used to think democrats were crazy for saying that men have periods. But then I met Tim Walz.” pic.twitter.com/Vl92TQnfbh

--GRA


By Grand Rapids Anonymous
friday, october 18, 2024 at 11:27:00 a.m. edt

“(ncronline) in his monologue, Trump adopted a stand-up comedy approach, sparing little in his attacks. his jabs at Harris and minnesota gov. Tim Walz, her running mate, were pointed: ‘this guy is calling us weird,’ Trump said of Walz, adding, ‘but this was weird that the democrat candidate is not here with us tonight.

“Trump continued, ‘she’s in michigan receiving Communion from [michigan governor] Gretchen Whitmer,’ mocking Harris’ effort to get support in michigan [GRA: No, ncronline, he’s mocking Whitmer giving doritos “communion” to a mexican.]

“‘right now,’ Trump continued, ‘we have someone in the white house who can barely talk, barely put together two coherent sentences, who seems to have mental faculties of a child. there’s a person that has nothing going. no intelligence whatsoever. but enough about Kamala Harris.’”

GRA: Trump is today’s Rickles. Now on this morning's view, Joy Behar lied and said Trump wasn’t funny last night. They also backed harris’s decision to not appear at the dinner in n.y.—and called her, “a funny, witty woman.”

Just like Hillary (cue projectile vomiting).

--GRA