“Not counting the crimes, crime is down.”
Grand Rapids Anonymous
Saturday, February 10, 2024
WalMart humor
By An Old Friend
1 comment:
Anonymous
said...
Sounds like fun.Too bad phone booths are extinct or getting caught would be less likely.I'd impersonate a black.
"Hello,there.Yeah,this is Rufus,your greeter every other Saturday?Well,last week was my day off and so is this week gonna be y'all.I caught somethin' on an aeroplane--my eyes are bleedin' and I got lots of vomiting.
What's that?You read about it in the paper?You think I'm lyin'?Well in that case I QUIT!
I am a dissident journalist, whose work has been published in dozens of daily newspapers, magazines, and journals in English, German, and Swedish, under my own name and many pseudonyms. While living in internal exile in New York, where I am whitelisted, I maintain NSU/The Wyatt Earp Journalism Bureau and some eight other blogs (some are distinctive but occasional venues, while others are mirrors), and also write for stout-hearted men such as Peter Brimelow and Jared Taylor. Please hit the “Donate” button on your way out. Thanks, in advance.
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1 comment:
Sounds like fun.Too bad phone booths are extinct or getting caught would be less likely.I'd impersonate a black.
"Hello,there.Yeah,this is Rufus,your greeter every other Saturday?Well,last week was my day off and so is this week gonna be y'all.I caught somethin' on an aeroplane--my eyes are bleedin' and I got lots of vomiting.
What's that?You read about it in the paper?You think I'm lyin'?Well in that case I QUIT!
--GRA
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