the daily mail's Ted Verity now has assumed the powers of justice of the peace, insinuating that he has married Kanye West and the latter's girlfriend, Bianca Censori

Ted Verity, not so vere! fake daily mail headline, with involuntary corrections By N.S.

“Kanye West’s wife [sic] Bianca Censori goes nearly NAKED in VERY [sic] risque outfit (and suffers wardrobe malfunction [sic]!) as she dances at super bowl after party”

Bianca Censori is not Kanye West’s wife. The dm started out, months ago, by writing “wife” in scare quotes. It has since dropped the scare quotes.

There are so many things wrong in the dm headline. There’s the false claim of marriage, the hyperbolic capitalization, the fake reference to something that only happens as a stunt (“wardrobe malfunction”), and the improper punctuation (“after party”).

google ai english: “Is Kanye and Bianca legally married?”

“many thought that the marriage was not actually legally binding, but it is actually a real marriage in the eyes of the court. [N.S.: What court?!] the marriage happened on december 20, 2022, and they used a confidential [?!] marriage license, according to documents obtained by the daily Mail. Oct 11, 2023”

So, there’s no public record of a marriage, and we’re just supposed to believe the dm, which asserts that it has seen a secret wedding license. Yeah, right.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13075373/Kanye-Wests-wife-Bianca-Censori-goes-nearly-NAKED-risque-outfit.html