Friday, October 31, 2014

Swedes Gone Wild. Again. Congo Crowd Kills Man, Eats Him After Militant Massacres


The incident in the town of Beni followed a number of overnight raids in the area blamed on the Islamist group ADF-NAUL, who are thought to have massacred more than 100 people this month, using hatchets and machetes to kill their victims.

Witnesses said the man, who has not been identified, aroused suspicion on a bus when passengers discovered he could not speak the local Swahili language and that he was carrying a machete.


Anonymous said...

Ebola and cannibalism link....?

Stan Mute said...

Aw come on, Africans are just like us in every way. They're only eating bald ape because of white racism. You see white racists cast a magic spell over them so they thought the bald ape was really a bonobo which they find quite tasty. Plus white racists took some of their tribal enemies away in slavery four hundred years ago and they're permanently scarred from the experience. Finally, white racists have been feeding them with UN-food for decades and the UN-food lacks the proper nutrients and that's why they eat bushmeat like bonobo (and the occasional bald ape when under magic spells).

So you see? It's all quite clearly the white man's fault that these gentle souls wound up eating their African brother. And to the other commenter suggesting an Obola link, obviously there is. Obola is also the result of white racism. The solution is quite simple really - all whites must die so that there will be no more news stories of Africans eating each other.

Or Africans could be Stone Age cannibal savages incapable of domestication and civilization who must be quarantined in Africa for as many millennia as it may take for them to evolve into fully human form. But that would definitely be racist..