Nicholas Stix, Uncensored: Armed Fried Chicken Heist, by One of the Usual Suspects

Friday, February 05, 2021

By Merlin
Fri, Feb 5, 2021 11:27 p.m.

Fried Chicken Heist from One of the Usual Suspects

Anonymous said...: It's another episode of "Armed,black,Chicken Theft Theater."
Mex employee:"Another boring day,Queen Noteetha."
Queen Noteetha:"I told you wetback,I only goes by QUEEN."
Mex:"Si,I forgot."
(black customer walks in)
"Welcome to Roscoes,where all we make is chicken--hey I see you're not wearing a mask--we can't serve you."
black:"Do you serve THIS?(brings gun out)
Mex:"Si."
black:"What's the special of the day?
Mex:"Chicken."
black:"What's the Roscoe's Taste bud Teaser?"
Mex:"Chicken."
black:"The Chef's Choice?"
Mex:"Chicken--and to get out of here alive today."
Queen Noteetha:"You said it,wetback--give him some damn chicken and let's close up."
black:"I'll take Two Roscoe's Bargain Platters--dat means they're FREE today,wetback."

Mex:"Si-comprehendo.Here's the dinners--come again."
Queen Noteetha:"Don't tell him to do that."
(black leaves with stolen chicken).

This has been "Armed,black,Chicken Theft Theater".

--GRA; Saturday, February 6, 2021 at 2:02:00 AM EST
Anonymous said...: Fried chicken but ain't got no waffles.; Saturday, February 6, 2021 at 11:37:00 AM EST