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You can print the following bumper stickers as fast as Pulitzer Certificates are printed:
You can buy whole sheet label paper and cut them out.
You can stick them on the back of 18-wheeler cargo boxes.
Is that true, or did you hear it on CNN?
High school students can award themselves Pulitzer Prizes!
Pulitzer Prizes are discounted on Fridays.
Getting a Pulitzer Prize is like buying a pot medal repro of a Medal of Honor.
Pulitzer prizes are exchanged for bribes.
A soccer medal has more value than a Pulitzer Prize.
Pride is a Sunday School "Perfect Attendance" medal, not a Pulitzer Prize.
Now you can buy a Pulitzer Prize to compliment your fake Ph.D. for your den.
Pulitzer Certificates can be had for a dime baggie of heroin.
North Korea bought the Rights to the Pulitzer Prize.
Pulitzer Prizes are worth as much as a fish head covered in ants.
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