Did a Friend of Jussie "Tawana" Smollett Plant Fake Evidence, Days or Weeks after Hoax Hate Crime "Attack"?

By A.L.

Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop

Tuesday, February 12, 2019

Sure You Did

These goofs must have gone to the "Flint Taylor School of Evidence Manufacturing"

• The New York Post has dispatched several reporters to Chicago to retrace Smollett's steps in the minutes before the alleged attack. Last week, one of them discovered a hot sauce bottle that smelled like bleach near where Smollett said he was attacked.
  
  The bottle was turned over to Chicago Police for analysis. Investigators have already conducted several canvasses of the area and Guglielmi on Monday said it was not clear if the bottle was "connected or not connected" to the alleged attack.

The D-Unit has been retracing his steps for two weeks now, looking for evidence and video, all of which have popped up as negative. We're to believe that a coupe [sic] reporters, unfamiliar with Chicago, especially of the environs of Lower North Water Street and just happen upon a bottle of hot sauce that smelled like bleach weeks after the alleged incident. Ten bucks if it exists, it was planted in the last few days.

By the way, the initial word from the lab is not one single usable print. Who would have thunk it?

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