Thursday, October 13, 2016

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Alleged Journalist Julia Ioffe, but were Afraid to Ask, in 23 Words


Anonymous said...

jerry pdx
Why did it take 1,000's of calls before she was caught? I think the picture says it all:

Anonymous said...

I wish I had thought of this--from another site.Very well done"
SHOCKING: Man Claims Hillary ‘Forcibly Kissed Him’ While Singing ‘SEXUAL Healing’ On A Flight In ’79

Dave Grigger, a grave digger from Lazbuddie, Texas has made the shocking claim that Hillary Clinton forced herself on him during an airplane flight from Austin to Lubbock, Texas in 1979

Grigger told the Lazbuddie Herald, ‘Yeah man… I was just sitting there cleaning my fingernails … drinking a Coors Light … and then, BOOM! She was on me like stink on a monkey. Tryin’ to kiss me, licking her lips, and singin’ ol’ Marvin Gaye’s song, Sexual Healing! And She smelt like sardines and Caress bath soap. I’ll never forget that smell!’

Grigger went on to say he was, ‘traumaticized for life’ but he hasn’t said anything until now because ‘he doesn’t want Hillary becoming President and what not.’

There are no witnesses to Mr. Grigger’s story but he earnestly told the Lazbuddie Herald that, ‘He’s swears to baby Jesus it’s true.’

While we can’t actually confirm the allegations, they are just as credible as the ones being made about Trump.

Anonymous said...

I will testify on a stack of Bibles that Hillary made indecent proposals to me, and then had me let my pants down. Worse yet she then pointed toward my crotch and laughed.

Anonymous said...

Bill're lying--she's with Huma.