By A Texas Reader
friday, august 18, 2023 at 04:42:14p.m. edt
"texas girl, 11, found raped and murdered was 'killed by teen [sic] migrant [sic]'
"texas girl, 11, found raped and murdered under her bed 'was killed by MIGRANT, 18, who crossed into el paso in january and was promptly freed by authorities'
"the main suspect in the murder of an 11-year-old girl found strangled to death under her bed in texas is a guatemalan immigrant [sic] who entered the u.s. in january."
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12422225/Texas-girl-raped-murdered-illegal-immigrant-El-Paso.html
“texas girl.”
Yeah, right.
Like she was a Daughter of the American Revolution.
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ALL IN THE FAMILY 2023
Boy the way Sinatra sang,
Astronauts,they drank their Tang,
Streets were safer than Da Nang,
Those were the days.
And your friends were normal then,
Sue was Sue and Ben was Ben,
Mister,we could use a man,
Like Giuliani again.
Didn't need no Facebook chat,
Women's bodies weren't so fat.
How did I remember that?
Those were the days.
(Applause)
(In the living room,Archie's in his chair,reading the paper.Edith,next to him in her chair,Mike and Gloria on the couch)
Archie:"Meathead,did you read about the lowlife spicano who murdered an 11 year old girl in Texas?
Meathead:Guatamalan scum--these spics have got to go.
Archie:WAIT a minute--what did you say?Are you finally starting to see things the right way?What's going on?It isn't April Fool's Day again,is it?
Meathead:Archie,I started reading Nicholas Stix Uncensored,on a daily basis,a few weeks ago,and slowly but surely,I could see that we're losing our country to the spades,spics and towelheads.
Archie:You mean the blacks,Mexicans and Arabs,don't you,Meathead?
Meathead:NO,just like I said--spades,spics and towelheads.
Gloria:Michael,what are you SAYING?I don't KNOW you anymore!
Meathead:Honey,your father has been right all the time--I WAS WRONG.White Lives Matter--WE'RE White-WE matter.We SHOULD defend our history and protect our future.
Archie:Do you hear this Edith?
Edith:I hear it,but I don't believe it.
Archie:Whoop-dee-doo--I'm going to officially change your name from Meathead BACK to Michael--and I'll say this:when you grow new brain cells,they multiply like the coons in Chicago.Here,sit in Edith's chair--GET OUTTA THE CHAIR, WILL YA?We've got a reborn conservative in our house.Get us a couple beers while you're standing up--hurry,before he changes his Polack mind.
Edith:Right away,Archie.
(Note:It was at this point that Norman Lear's neurologist stopped reading the above script.He'd seen enough to know that the 100 year old had developed full dementia--based on the Lear switch of the Meathead from liberal to conservative. Future episodes--as the previous two 2022 episodes--will be developed by GRA.)
--GRA
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