We in the Stix household feel compassion for Bruce Jenner. As The Boss always says, he spent years confined to a house full of Kardashians. I know, someone will say, “But he entered that house voluntarily.”
Sure, but you have to think in terms of horror movies. He had no idea what he was getting into, and once he was in, there was no escape. They got their tentacles into him, and exercise Kardashian mind-meltdown-control to this day.
With that said, he’s—or should I say she/he/it, s/h/it, for short?—not completely lost. He took out the insurance policy of not having his pee-pee chopped off. Would that him a bisexual? A sexual pervert?