Tuesday, April 11, 2017
Fly the Friendly Skies of United!
[Almost completely ripped off from the Countenance Blogmeister.]
By countenance (20:12:06):
Trump should have waited a few days, he wouldn’t have needed Tomahawks.
N.S. Here’s the solution to United’s misery, though I don’t know why I’m offering this, having endured my own dose of harassment from a sadistic female employee of theirs several years ago, when boarding a connecting flight at Miami International Airport. She looked just like actress Angie Harmon.
United PR need merely “place” a series of videos of their rivals’ staffers behaving badly towards customers in major media outlets, and the “Oh, isn’t United awful?” story will quickly blur into a generic, “Oh, aren’t the airlines all awful?” story.