Sunday, May 06, 2018

Terrible but Expected Forecast for Chicago

[Re: “It’s the Weather! Weather Attacks in Chicago Shoot 67 People between Monday and Friday Afternoon!”]
 

 

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
Sunday, May 6, 2018 at 12:12:00 A.M. EDT

The forecast for Chicago:

Mostly violent, with scattered-to-numerous gunshots. Estimated shootings in the low 20s.

Tomorrow: Considerable retaliation for tonight’s shootings. Steady reports of gunfire in the low-to-mid 30s.

The extended forecast:

Increasing violent activity through Labor Day, with a chance of severe clusters during Memorial Day weekend, as well as the 4th of July weekend.

Radar currently shows a line of black thugs moving East-Northeast through south Cook County at a speed of 2 mph. Expect a hail of bullets and gusts of vandalism as this line moves through.


 


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Does Chicago have police, swat teams,national guard, etc?

Anonymous said...

The area where I used to live in the blue lower left of the map. Safe when I was a kid, still safe now. Almost all white. Golly!