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Thursday, March 13, 2014

Socialism and Racism (Joke)

 

A young black kid asks his mother, “Mama, what is socialism and what is racism?”

“Well, Child... socialism is when white folks work every day, so we can get all our stuff, you know... like free cell phones for each family member, rent subsidy, EBT, WIC, free school breakfast, free school lunch, free healthcare, utility subsidy, and on and on ... you know. That’s socialism.”

“But, Mama, don’t the white people get pissed off about that?”

“Sure they do, Honey. That’s called racism.”


Thanks to reader-researcher “W” for the sendalong.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't forget the after school snack too.

ben tillman said...

That was pretty good.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget the free medicaid, bus fare to get to the doctor's appointments, free eyeglasses and dentists, free after school program and free child care.