Tuesday, September 15, 2015
Read the Exclusive Summary of Missouri Governor Jay Nixon’s Ferguson Commission Report
By Countenance, aka Question Diversity
My personal Ferguson Commission Report:
Gentle giants of the Fergaza Strip should not rob quickie marts.
See? One person, eleven words, just a few minutes, and germane to the matter. It didn’t involve a whole committee, months and months of meetings, and almost 200 pages of irrelevant trope.
I'm actually making my way through the actual report now, and from what I see, it has three basic demands:
• Give blacks stuff
• Dump them among white people
• Don't arrest them
Oh, and fancy that this report came out within hours of a Ferguson rioter killing a Kentucky State Police officer.
N.S.: The long, Barbra Streisand version is here for your reading displeasure.