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Sunday, September 13, 2015

Breaking News Alert: More Can-Do Policing from the Thais: Cops Give Lady Jewel Thief Colonoscopy, to Retrieve $278,000 Diamond

 

[Previously, at WEJB/NSU: “Breaking News Alert: Thai Police Catch Chinese Muslim Bangkok Bombing Suspect Fleeing Country; He is Believed to be Member of Cell that Killed 20 and Wounded 131.”]

By Nicholas Stix

The last time we heard from Thailand on September 1, the gendarmerie had caught a fleeing, Chinese Moslem terrorist bomber, who was part of a cell that had slaughtered 22 Thais and maimed as many as 140 (news accounts differ widely) in Bangkok.

Why can’t we have aggressive, competent cops like that? Because we live under the Rule of Crime, better known as “diversity.”

At WGN-TV.


6 comments:

Anonymous said...

My doctor tells me I have the colon of a sixteen year old boy.

Anonymous said...

Swallowing the stolen diamond is an old gypsy trick.

Hell_Is_Like_Newark said...

I have read speculation the targets were Chinese tourists (who are flooding Thailand right now). I do know some of the higher ups from the ruling Thai military government went to Beijing recently to discuss the situation.

Anonymous said...

"I have read speculation the targets were Chinese tourists (who are flooding Thailand right now)."

And the hijacking of the Chinese plane from Malaysia should take on a whole new meaning then?

Anonymous said...

"Chinese tourists (who are flooding Thailand right now)."

Chinese tourists are flooding the whole world now.

Anonymous said...

"Hell_Is_Like_Newark"

But Camden even more so.