Tuesday, June 07, 2016

Dating Tips for Not-Yet-Dead Whitey Wimmins

[Of related interest:

“‘Put a Suitcase on a Cat’; ‘Take a Polyester Test’; The Most Hilarious Essay on Race You’ll Ever Read!”]

By Grand Rapids Anonymous

Jerry PDX:

Will they ever learn?

“Arizona Women Missing After Online Date Found Slain.”

Grand Rapids Anonymous

They never learn. I'll try to help. Here are some rules for white women to go by:

1) Never go out with a: Lashawn, Demetrious, Aliquious, Breakingandenterous, Crackcocaineous, Daiquon, Felonious, Hippapotamus, Ignoramus, Jermaine, Jerrmaane (misspelled version), Madbrotha, Poorbrotha (screen names), LaParollee, Labrokus, Snoopdawg, Merrderous... and all variations thereof.

2) If you are asked, "Do you have a car?" - you're talking to an unemployed nig. Stay away.

3) If you’re texting and you say your name is Britney, and the guy texts back, "I had a ho named Britnee"... not good-stay away.

4) If he texts you if you ever thought about being set on fire during (and after) sex... he's a black sociopath.

5) You're talking on your cellphone, you tell him your name is Mary, and he "axks" you... "How do you spell that?" Stay away—it's a dumb black or worse.

Hope these tips can help white women make better decisions. A public service from... Grand Rapids Anonymous


Anonymous said...

"The Most Hilarious Essay..." lived up to its billing.That should be read by all whites from Maine to California.10 stars out of 10. (...and the blacks are not getting any smarter,are they?)
---GR Anonymous

Anonymous said...

jerry pdx
We can't forget anyone named Latrinius, Shitavious, Urethra (one for the guys), O.P. (on parole), A.J. (always jacked), PWB (pimpwannabe). Plus avoid at all costs any aspiring rap(p)ers, they are almost always broke losers, the odds of them becoming a rap mogul are practically zero, the odds of them becoming a rap(p)ist, are very high.
Sadly, this will not change the mindsets of certain white women, their desire to spite white men will overwhelm any common sense.