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By Grand Rapids Anonymous
Will they ever learn?
“Arizona Women Missing After Online Date Found Slain.”
Grand Rapids Anonymous
They never learn. I'll try to help. Here are some rules for white women to go by:
1) Never go out with a: Lashawn, Demetrious, Aliquious, Breakingandenterous, Crackcocaineous, Daiquon, Felonious, Hippapotamus, Ignoramus, Jermaine, Jerrmaane (misspelled version), Madbrotha, Poorbrotha (screen names), LaParollee, Labrokus, Snoopdawg, Merrderous... and all variations thereof.
2) If you are asked, "Do you have a car?" - you're talking to an unemployed nig. Stay away.
3) If you’re texting and you say your name is Britney, and the guy texts back, "I had a ho named Britnee"... not good-stay away.
4) If he texts you if you ever thought about being set on fire during (and after) sex... he's a black sociopath.
5) You're talking on your cellphone, you tell him your name is Mary, and he "axks" you... "How do you spell that?" Stay away—it's a dumb black or worse.
Hope these tips can help white women make better decisions. A public service from... Grand Rapids Anonymous