Saturday, November 14, 2015

Suburbanite Praises NYPD; NYC Resident Begs to Differ

By Nicholas Stix


1. You’re not a New York City resident, so the NYPD is irrelevant to you, except for when you come into town to go shopping, or take in a show, in which case the NYPD will protect you; and
2. Do you know the NYPD’s modernized term for first-degree, aggravated rape? “Trespassing.”


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