Lost in (new york) Space, 2023 (Conclusion)

[“lost in (new york) space, part I.”]

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
saturday, august 26, 2023 at 8:06:00 p.m. edt

(Conclusion)

(When we last left the Robinsons, Professor Robinson, Major West, Will and the robot had been arrested in NYC on phony charges of causing injury to black thugs.)

Will: What are we going to do?

Prof Robinson: I’m sure we’ll get a fair trial...

(The black cops turn around in the front seat and, showing their gold teeth, laugh at Professor Robinson.)

“You gonna git a fair trial all right—just like Donald Trump is, HAHAHA!”

Major West: Donald Trump? He was sentenced to 1000 years in prison by black juries in four different cases—prosecuted by black das. We’re screwed, John.

(Just as the cops began to laugh again, the Robinson women—in the legendary chariot—rolled over the front of the cruiser, popping the doors open.

Mrs. Robinson: John—here, I brought some jet packs.

(Within seconds, the Robinsons AND the robot—were flying back to the safety of the Jupiter 2).

(They lifted off immediately.)

Major West: That is some EFFED up country, John. Being from the future as we are, I’m amazed the United States could have veered that far from its original beliefs.

Prof Robinson: It was the blecks, Don—it was the blecks. I don’t know how Whites survived the 2020s—but we did—and became the greatest race in Earth’s history, all over again.

Dr. Smith (speaking to the robot): Except for the Whites who created YOU, ninny. Your creators must have have made you part negro, as you’re a completely worthless piece of machinery.

Robot: Yowza, Dr.Smith.

(Everyone laughs.)

END