Catch Ho-Dog in the new bLACK version of lassie this summer on bet!

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Catch Ho-Dog in the new bLACK version of lassie this summer to bet!

By Henry Jacquarious Longfelon
sunday, april 27, 2025 at 3:53:00 p.m. edt

That dog inna picture, that dog gonna be star in my new bLACK version of lassie this summer to bet.

Ho-Dog, and the Timmy character is Darius. He keep gettin’ in trouble but ho-dog, she get him out every time.

Like he’s break inna supermarket and get stuck in the A/C but Ho-Dog went and pulled him out before the police come. An' Darius in a wrong alley get corner by a drug dealer pitbull and Ho-Dog rescue him from that, too.

I got a grant to write the screenplay and Elon Musk ain’t found it yet, so as long as the money comes in, I be writin’ fo’ muh people.

Castin’ still be castin’ for a mama character, maybe surprise, like Condoleezza Rice, who’s starve for attention because of Trump. Father will be played by Snootie Wild an’ you be sayin’ me “How can dat be? Snootie Wild be shot to death three year ago!,” and I say so wot. Cuz we don’t have to pay him then, and the father character ain’t never aroun’ anyway. Perfect.

Michael Vick, stop callin’ us, we ain’t doin’ you no guest star on no show about a dog.