By Grand Rapids Anonymous
monday, january 26, 2026 at 7:17:00 p.m. est
Mary Tyler Moore Show 2026
Lou Grant: All right, who wants to go out where ICE and antifa are fighting it out right now--Ted?
Ted Baxter: Can't, Lou. My contract says no "on location" reporting when temps are below 70 degrees wind chill.
Murray: Or where there's a one in a million chance you might get your hair parted by a bullet?
Ted: YES--but how do YOU know that, Murray?
Murray: I didn't.
Mary Richards: Ted, in spite of our call letters being W-O-K-E, our ratings service says none of the people out there ever watch our news show.
Ted: Well then, who does?
Lou: Nursing homes. They turn our news on--when they want to induce sleep.
Murray: Good one, Lou.
Lou: It's TRUE.
Mary: How about the new guy we hired...Rittenhouse.
Lou: Good idea, Mary. Bring him in, I have a few questions to ask him first.
(Minutes later in Lou's office.)
Lou: First name?
Rittenhouse: Kyle.
Lou: Any experience in crowds?
Rittenhouse: Yes, sir.
Lou: Okay, go get this story.
END
(Use your imagination as to how the rest of the episode goes.)
--GRA
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" NATIONAL SHUTDOWN DAY" FRIDAY,AS ORGANIZERS TELL EVERYONE,"DON'T GO TO SCHOOL,WORK OR SHOPPING";bLACKS SAY,"WE ALREADY DON'T DO THOSE FIRST TWO THINGS-- DOES SHOPLIFTING COUNT AS 'SHOPPING'?"
GRA:No,black crime is exempted from the request to stop everything.
(The hill) – In response to recent U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) activity, as well as the deaths of four people shot by federal agents, activists are encouraging a “shutdown” on Friday.
The “National Shutdown” calls for supporters to stay home from work and school, and not to go shopping in an effort to “stop funding ICE.”
“The people of the Twin Cities have shown the way for the whole country — to stop ICE’s reign of terror, we need to SHUT IT DOWN. On Friday, January 30, join a nationwide day of no school, no work and no shopping,” organizers wrote online.
Last Friday, businesses across Minnesota shuttered in protest of ICE being in the Minneapolis area.
GRA:A total bust,so try it nationally.
--GRA
Ted Baxter:Mary,I don't know what to do--come to work or stay home. Help me,help me,help me.
Mary Richards:Well,I don't...
Lou Grant:I'LL help you,Ted. If you don't show up for work tomorrow,you're FIRED.
Ted:What if I DO come to work?
Lou:I'll have to think up a different reason to fire you. Like if you mispronounce the country "Niger" again--or ICE.
Ted:(laughs)Got it,Lou.
--GRA
A MATTER OF IDEOLOGY AS FOX SAYS,"THE NATIONAL SHUTDOWN FIZZLED,"WHILE ABC NOISE DECLARED,"LARGE CROWDS--FROM COAST TO COAST--PROTESTED ICE."
(FOX)A network of self-described socialist and communist organizations staged carefully coordinated protests across the country Friday targeting U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, but their call for a nationwide shutdown of work, school and commerce mostly fizzled out.
Several of the groups behind the demonstrations are linked to a constellation of nonprofits funded by tech tycoon Neville Roy Singham, according to an ongoing Fox News Digital investigation. Singham, who lives in China and has publicly espoused Marxist ideology, has used his extensive network to promote pro–Chinese Communist Party messaging.
GRA:But I watched abc noise at 6:30 pm and David Muir offered a completely different point of view--that tens of thousands in Minneapolis--and large crowds elsewhere-- poured into city streets to support the removal of ICE from Minneapolis.
Video was shown from drones--and if genuine,Minneapolis DID have an impressive crowd,while San Francisco's group of protesters,looked more like a large wedding in a park.
Watching the news,you just never know anymore.
--GRA
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