[Re: “Who and What is a Michelle Wolf? Here is the Full Video of Her White House Correspondents’ Dinner Thing.”]
By Grand Rapids Anonymous
Monday, April 30, 2018 at 9:24:00 P.M. EDT
That voice of hers—a combination of Fran Drescher, Roseanne Barr, and nails on a blackboard—is a whining, “drone of death” noise to listen to. A weapon for future wars.
I'll bet Don Rickles could've done some great stuff up there, without breaking a sweat.
“Sarah Miles Huckabee Colonel Sanders—has she added any names since I got here?”
“I see Netanyahu is looking to teach Iran a lesson over the nuclear treaty. Just remember Mr.Trump, I'm too old to be drafted, but Newhart is ready to go.”
“Who's on the dais tonight? Who cares? As long as Sinatra's not here, they're nobodies. Any big names, besides me? Who? Kathy Griffin—Merv must be very proud.”
Kathy Griffin is now starring in horror movies--as herself
“Ahh someone I recognize, Sammy Davis Jr... what? That's Don Lemon? Sammy, you only have to use the fake names at the motel.”
Something like that.
Michelle Wolf is so poor she can't even afford a whole pair of jeans!
3 comments:
It was Halloween,keeps the Jewish kids from asking for candy when I answer the door.Next year,I'm wearing an afro wig.
--Don Rickles (GRA)
Her jeans are part of a fashion where having rips and fabric separations are all part of "the look". It can be achieved two ways: buy regular jeans and wear them while working construction or some other form of manual work. Or, you go into some fashion boutique and spend $250 to buy ones already made that way.
- the gentle grizzly
jerry pdx
It would have been brilliant if Don Rickles was there. They say insult comedy is the lowest form of comedy but Don Rickles proved it can be an art form.
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