Wednesday, January 01, 2025

Kwame Kilpatrick real estate

By Abolish Tenure
wednesday, january 1, 2025 at 5:25:00 p.m. est

I was going to do a bit about "Kwame Kilpatrick Real Estate," but got detoured wondering what's Kwame been up to lately. But never mind. Satire can't keep up with reality.

1) feb. 2023 - a judgette chews him out for having paid almost nothing in restitution to the irs ($5,000 out of $192,000) or detroit (paying $100 a month toward $2.6 million)

2) aug. 2024 - "Kwame Kilpatrick explains support for Trump as oakland co. republicans embrace him" (Trump had commuted his jail sentence).



1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"nigga,nigga"(kwame's song)
sung to "Sugar,Sugar" by the Archies

Lyrics by GRA

nigga,
Loved funny money,
Crooked was Kwame's plan,
And they caught him easily.

Money,
Dumb,nigga,nigga,
Stealin' and bribery,
And they got him easily.

Bah,bah,bahh.

All the blacks believed,
They thought they had a foolproof plan,
(Thought they had a foolproof plan),
What they didn't know,the cops were quickly onto them,
They never really had a chance.


Aww,nigga,
Loved funny money,
Stupid was Kwame's plan,
And they caught him easily.

Ohh,money,
Dumb,nigga,nigga,
Stealin' and bribery,
And they caught them easily.

Bah,bah,bahh.

Then upon arrest,
They had a district judge to see,
(They had a district judge to see),
Like the summer sunshine,
D.A.'s brought the heat on them,
Jury said,they were guilty.

Ohhhh,
Put that nigga into jail,
Put those blackies in the slammer.

Jello pudding as a treat,
Yeah,yeah,yeah.

Put all of the niggas in it--oh yeah,
Put all of the niggas in for twenty,
Send 'em away for making babies,


Jello pudding as a treat,

Yeah,yeah,yeah.

Put 'em away for stealin' money.

Ahh,nigga,
Uhh,uhh,he's broke--it's funny,
Where will his next scam be?
We'll just have to wait and see.

Ohh,nigga,
bah,bah,bah,



(fade)

END

--GRA