I Just Listened to Nirvana for the First Time in My Life

By Nicholas Stix

Well, that's the first (and last) time I ever listened to Nirvana, and I lasted 1:27. Where do I go, to collect my combat pay?
 

(Here’s the link to Youtube, where I endured this, uh, stuff, which begins with a young white man shouting, “White boy funk sucks!”)