Last night I went to my company Christmas party. I had 10 beers and several whiskey's on the rocks.
— Clinton (@614clinton) December 24, 2023
However, I knew I was over the legal limit so I did the responsible thing and took a cab home.
Sure enough, there was a DUI checkpoint on my way home but since it was a cab,…
Tuesday, December 26, 2023
Christmas Humor
Re-posted by N.S.
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How did he REMEMBER that?Better check the morning news to see how much damage was caused,"by a cab" that evening--and then get a lawyer.
--GRA
--GRA
My idea of Christmas humor is:
Two blacks are walking down the street on Christmas Eve.One black says to the other one,"Merry Christmas,nigg*r,"and shoots him dead.A White cop driving by,who witnessed the shooting,tells the black shooter to drop his weapon.He doesn't and the cop shoots HIM dead.Cop speeds off--no witnesses or video.
Two blacks,who just got out of prison,are in a Polish bar looking for White women.They hit on Sally Stalinski,who isn't interested.Bartender says,"You heard the lady."
The two negroes pull guns,but 3 Polish cops,off duty,are twice as fast and using pool sticks,break the nig's hands,sending the guns flying.Then the nigs get their asses beat.
A gang of nig*ers break into a store on Christmas Day.It's closed ,of course,but the owner had seen on Facebook,that robberies were planned in that area,so he decided to show up and guard his store.When the blacks entered where he was standing with a AK-15,they almost turned light black with panic and ran out the store right into an 18 wheeler which flattened them like Christmas pancakes.
--GRA
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