Saturday, December 13, 2025

"coal burner mistress"! Something for karaoke night!


[Paige Shiver, gorgeous, 24-year-old coal burner mistress, escaped death, according to a report; Sherrone Moore; threatened to kill her and himself; she had already killed the bLACKIE'S boonchild]

By Abolish Tenure
saturday, december 13, 2025 at 10:59:00 a.m. est

"coal burner mistress"! Bring it to Karaoke night at some ann arbor dive. And yes, yelp has a list.

I also put grand rapids in the search box. Then I tried my own nowheresville and the closest was 60 miles away. Lots of coal burner mistresses around here. Now I've got a name for them, thanks!



3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Loretta Lynn parody--you're thinking,A T.??

I made one up years ago called a "Coal Burner's Slaughter,"to that Loretta hit..

--GRA

AbolishTenure said...

Coal Burner Mistress, you got it.

Coach looks sad in the slammer but a lyrical tweak and a shout-out at the Grammys will cheer him up.

Anonymous said...

He was old enough--or should have been old enough to realize,that as head coach of Michigan,with that massively overpaid 6 million dollars a year salary--who needs Paige Shiver? There are plenty of (White)fish in the sea. He should be "sad". He blew it--couldn't handle any of his good fortune.

I'd guess most blackies in sports can't,but are assisted by "fixers" who cover up their "miscues" (rape,drugs,fights etc.)

We don't hear 5% of the black crimes and depravity.

Michigan must have wanted Moore out pretty badly.

--GRA