Wednesday, November 27, 2024

An unabridged, tell-all review of Mike’s Amazing Real Mayonnaise




An unabridged, tell-all review of Mike’s Amazing Real Mayonnaise
By Nicholas Stix

Too much vinegar; too few eggs.



2 comments:

Anonymous said...

How about a review of "Mike's FAKE as hell Mayonnaise"? Might be the same. What do you think of Miracle Whip and Hellmann's?

-GRA

AbolishTenure said...

Maybe you can get RFK Jr. to do a high-powered "undorsement". Anything suspicious on the label that would get his attention? White Dye #666, Hydrogenated Egg Seed Oil, Polyhypersaturated Fat, Fructose Binding Syrup, something on his list of shalt-not substances?