By R.C.
sunday, july 30, 2023 at 10:25:54 p.m. edt
46,000-year-old worm comes back to life, starts replicating
https://www.audacy.com/krld/news/national/46-000-year-old-worm-comes-back-to-life-starts-replicating
Lazarus, is that you?
Or is it senator Feinstein?
Asking for the L.A. county coroner's office.
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Sounds like a Mel Brooks/Carl Reiner skit.
THE 46,000 YEAR OLD WORM(NOT MAN)
Carl Reiner:Welcome everyone,an amazing story as we're here with a 46,000 year old worm,who reportedly was revived and immediately started replicating.Is that true,Mr.Worm?Are you replicating as we speak?
Mel Brooks worm:"Call me Mel.Of course I'm replicating--the Bible tells us to replicate--I replicate.The worst thing about it is,I don't even KNOW I'm replicating.I get this pain in my gut and before you know it,there's another one of me a few inches away,looking at me and acting like IT wants to replicate."
Carl Reiner:How is it that after 46,000 years of being dormant,you can still reproduce?When I was 90--NOTHING worked in that department.
Mel Brooks worm:"Well,after a 46,000 year old nap like I had,I woke up rarin' to go.Like I said,I can't explain it,it just happens!
"OOF--there's another one I just popped out.And look over there--the one I replicated a minute ago,just replicated--I'm a grandfather already."
Carl:I'm getting the signal to wrap this up...
Mel:Are you in the "Worm Adoption Program" by any chance?"
Carl:No I'm not.
Mel:Because if you stick around a few minutes,you'll have a big selection of my offspring to choose from."
Carl:Sorry--I don't fish--but thanks for chatting with us,uhhh...
Mel:Mel...Mel Kaminsky.
Carl:Thanks Mel Kaminsky--good night everyone.
--GRA
And how do they know these worms are not carrying some sort of disease that will kill off all of humanity?
"And how do they know these worms are not carrying some sort of disease that will kill off all of humanity?" Who cares? Don't you know the internet is for making dumb jokes, not for sharing useful information or having intelligent conversation? -RM
jerry pdx
Morrocan soccer player wear a hijab to prove how liberated she is:
https://www.gmx.com/sport/11447642-nouhaila-benzina-hailed-inspiration-player-to-wear.html#.1559516-stage-hero1-1
Now she's being hailed as an "inspiration"...seriously? How is wearing a symbol of oppression "inspirational"?
Islam claims it's a garment that shows devotion to religion not a symbol of male control over women. I have to wonder, where are those Western feminists who find the evil patriarchy in just about everything, but when it comes to the hijab or burqa, are nowhere in sight?
WHEN YOU SEE PAUL REUBENS(PEE WEE HERMAN)HAS 2,000,000 HITS+ ON GOOGLE,IT ISN'T GOOD NEWS FOR HIM.
GRA:Dead at 70.Cancer.Maybe in 46,000 years...we'll all turn up again, like the worm in the story posted yesterday,but to whatever civilization is around then,WE'LL be the worm--and trying like hell to "replicate",I'm sure,lol.
--GRA
jerry pdx
Paul Reubens, one of the first victims of woke cancel culture, caught with his pants down...literally, in a porn theatre so the network cancelled his show. I have no idea his politics, I'd like to assume he's a TDS guy, especially since he was gay, but who knows.
His show Pee Wee's playhouse was kind of entertaining, at least compared to the usual Saturday morning kids stuff, but it's homosexual subtext and every other character being black detracted from what it really could have been.
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